How much will this cost me?
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Girlfriend Upgrades
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Car Dimmer Switch Modification
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What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
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Men’s Greeting Cards
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Miami mice!
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Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...