Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...