HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!