The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
Questions & Answer Quickies!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...