Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.