Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.