Tons of Q & A for Kids!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
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Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
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Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...