Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
Math is turning bad
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A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...