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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
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This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
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A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
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My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...