Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...