Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...