A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...