Sorry for eating the peanuts
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Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
An insurance company
|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!