Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!