I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...