What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
What is the definition of an overbite?
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Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
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File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...