What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates…INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthetise...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...