Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...