Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...