Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Stop the count!
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Methods of execution
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An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
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Windows 95
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A question for Bill Clinton
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Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...