Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...