Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...