The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...