Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...