Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.