Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...