Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
Barry took a girl out on her first date…
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...