The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
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After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Diet Rules
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