Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...