Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Here’s Little Johnny!…
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...