What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Jokes about Ireland
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...