What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
Are You About to Employ a Robot?
Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger...