Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box) billy bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...