Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
3 Docs at heavans gate!
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should...
The phone call…
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The Perfect Woman would say…
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...