Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
English is very strange
|Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words...