Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...