Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...