The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...