Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...