Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...