A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...