Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...