Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...