Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...