Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...