Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.