Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...