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Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
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Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
How to Catch a White Elephant
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A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
You don’t want to hear these!
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