Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Diary Entries
Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful...