Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
How To Satisfy…
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What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...